Monday, March 26, 2012

My Thoughts On Dissection

Dissecting is when you cut something dead open.

For example, you could dissect a frog. You can dissect anything living or dead.

You can look at its brains, heart, and organs.

My Mom made write this even though I don't want to because all I can think of is throwing up and I can't stand the gross smell it makes.

When you dissect you should put some Vick's Vaporub on your nose and you will be fine.

So there is NO WAY I will be a surgeon.

I was in science class the first time I dissected something and heard "dye" and I was completely surprised. I hardly touched it at all. I was dissecting squid, so there was no bad smell.

And this week at science class I am dissecting crabs (Ugh!).

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Pranks and Tricks

I love to play tricks on people, especially my dad.

My favorite is the Hand-In-Hot-Water trick.

Here's a classic trick:

Here's a joke kit I got for Christmas:

Toilet Paper Roll Prank:

I just did the toilet roll one!

Friday, March 9, 2012

My Trip to Florida

The car trip took about 22hrs.

It was me, dad, and Christine.

Altogether dad drove 1,316 miles!

I read lots of books, and I mean a lot!

We got a library card at the Naples library.

I stopped at my dad's friend's house in Orlando and my aunt's house in Bradenton.

When we got to our condo we rented, we unpacked and went straight to the pool.

On Friday we picked up Mom at McDonald's and saw my friend's basketball game.

After about 5 days Mom left.

Our house was really nice, it had 3 bedrooms, 1 kitchen, 3 bathrooms, one living room, and a view of an artificial lake.

Did I forget to mention I went to Legoland?

I went on three roller coasters (all ones Christine could go on, there was only one parent).

There was USA Miniland with buttons that you press and the figures do something.

I went to driving school and the Water Stunt Show.

And the Big Test show, too.

A week after Mom left she came back.

And at a restaurant I lost my third tooth.

We went to the beach several times too.

I went to a waterpark once.

On the way back mom came we went to Legoland, again!

This time I went on almost everything!

The trip took 4 days.

And I just lost my 4th tooth!