In The Future

The Future...Or What Most People Think It Will Look Like....

What I'm Going to be like when I'm 20

1. I will be the coolest person on earth.
2. I will be
   • An entrepreneur
   • A scientist
   • A lawyer
3. I probably will have made a time machine.
   
4. I will have skied down Mt. Everest.
   
5. I will live in London
6. I will be the best in the world at dodgeball.
7. I will also be the funniest person in the world.
8. I will be able to play the Death Waltz by John Stump on the piano.
9. I will be able to juggle a running chainsaw, a feather, a bowling ball, a lit torch, an anvil, and a water balloon.
10. I will make portals to get around.
11. I will make twenty world records.
12. I will read every book in the world.
13. I will know every joke in the world.
14. I will be a superhero called Ego Man.
15. I will fail at completing at least half of this list.